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Tweak says, "buzzzz"

Dorian Copperfield (boy_silhouette) wrote,
@ 2008-06-14 11:20:00

Current mood:	thoughtful
Entry tags:	eileen, emerald, malfunction day

Female!
[Eileen's voice, now with a British accent, is heard on Dorian's mic]

Well, gosh!

When they said Malfunction Day, I was hoping for more pudding to fall from the sky. That would have been nice. I don't eat a lot of food, but I liked vanilla pudding.

I am in Eileen's body. She is full of sunshine. I am not afraid. Eileen, your body smells nice. How are you? Whose body are you in? Is it a good body? I hope so.

Who has my body? Will it be tainted? This makes me sad that someone has my body. It is not well-constructed. It is frail, it will break. What if this person takes it apart? It hurts to put it back together. Do they know that?

Will they.......have a lab?

I don't want to go outside. I don't want to see the other people. It could give me a headache. I can have those now.

Eileen, I wish to go to bed. There will be safety for your body. I will cocoon it. There will always be warmth.

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	shabby_doll 2008-06-14 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	[Private to Dorian]You have my body? I... uh... trust you with it, Dorian. But I don't have yours. I'm not sure who does. I appear to have Henry's.[/Private] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private Eileen/Dorian boy_silhouette 2008-06-14 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Okay! You know I'll be nice. I won't even look down when I go to the bathroom, okay? Henry's body, yes? What do you think? You've never been in another body before. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	my_private_life 2008-06-14 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	..... This is so weird. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-06-14 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, it is! Who are you today, Henry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	my_private_life 2008-06-14 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. I'm pink. I'm a woman. I.... I'm going back to bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-06-14 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	A woman is not so bad! Be respectful! And why is she pink? I was going to go to bed, but I like this. She has a nice voice, Eileen does. Have you ever smelled her? She smells nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	my_private_life 2008-06-14 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well...it's a strange woman and I... I don't want... to see anything I shouldn't. I don't know. I don't think she's human.... Um. She does? I...I'll take your word for it.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-06-14 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, yes, that would be improper! Yes, it is like a warm spring morning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	my_private_life 2008-06-14 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I... I don't care that she's from the other side, it just...wouldn't be right. Oh. Um. That's...good to know.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-06-14 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	I gave up bits of sanity to compensate your lack But dare I say you've played your game, I want my voices back A gentleman would only be this concerned. You are a gentleman! I wonder how I smell... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	my_private_life 2008-06-14 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I like to think I am... Um. I'm sure you smell fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-06-15 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yes, you are. Do you think Eileen will let me paint your nails? I hope so. I don't think so. I used this Febreze thing I found in a closet. It burned. Being dead? It has its disadvantages. Big word! Sometimes I forget how nice it is to talk. I've even been making rhymes. No one will see them. They are bad. I want to share my feelings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	my_private_life 2008-06-15 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Um. Paint my nails? Oh, Febreze is for...furniture, I think. I used to use it on my couch. I'm sure they aren't bad. Then...you should. It's...it's good to share things like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-06-15 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Yes, it is a womanly thing to do. I feel womanly. And someday I wish to brush your hair. Is this okay? Why would they give happy air to furniture? That's silly. Yes, they are! They aren't like Alessa's poems. Yes, but not now. I think it's because I am a female. I wish to do feminine things. It happens in Poppy and Granny after too long. This is too long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	my_private_life 2008-06-15 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Um. Yeah I...I guess that's okay.... You can...do that. Sometimes furniture smells. If you have pets, or spill things, or just spend a lot of time on a couch or chair or something. So Febreze makes it smell better. Well...still. Oh, well, I guess women do tend to share things more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-06-15 03:18 am UTC (link)
	You are so sweet! Oh. I guess that made sense. Like that one time we had all those animals. The mice left poopies everywhere. I could have used the Febreze. They are very emotional. I want to ask questions, but I won't. I will behave myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	my_private_life 2008-06-15 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh, well, it's no problem.... Uh, yeah. I never really had pets. I, um, kept a couple of bunnies around but...my room's got grass and trees and a pond so they're kind of not really pets. Just...nice to have around. But my couch would still get dirty. Heh, too many dinners in front of the TV.... I think it's okay to ask questions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-06-15 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yes, the pond. I remember the pond. Do you ever fall in it? Do you still have the bunnies? I like the TV. It is very informative. Yes? It is? Then...am I unfortunate? I can never help. I want to, but sometimes I can't. Does this make me wrong? I feel wrong. There is so much in me. But sometimes I get scared. Just too many cloudy days, yes? (Reply to this) (Parent)